I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
