this boner is exhausting
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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