i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
You left your phone here
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