dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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