you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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