How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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