whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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