What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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