His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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