what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
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