But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
don't judge my taste in strippers
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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