Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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