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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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