So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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