Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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