problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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