On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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