Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
She's the barista slut.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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