Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
