Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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