I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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