In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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