would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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