nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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