You surviving the open bar?
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I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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