office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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