Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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