Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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