Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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