i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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