I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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