My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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