I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
This can only be settled by a dance off.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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