It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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