I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Just invented taco cereal.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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