I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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