I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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