It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
she smelled like a LAN party
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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