That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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