it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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