So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
there is puke in my bra ... again
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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