Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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