dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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