Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I have fence marks all over my body
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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