At least make sure they are 18
Why
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
A bitchslap is in order.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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