were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
we're making bets on your personal life
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
