Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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