Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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