This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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