try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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