you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
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