It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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