Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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