Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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