Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
They have beer where we have blood.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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